Getting to this level of comfortable may actually end up being a bad thing. Today it's hawkin Detroit's finest unwashed hamlog in front of a friendly bystander. Tomorrow, it's using city fire hydrants as portable enemas. Ask me how I know.
A few q's if you don't mind: What the fuck is this? Above average production value? Method acting? And most importantly, if I go through Comcast training, will I be able to fix this Internet faster than getting through to customer service?
The Nintendo Switch is a hybrid video game console, consisting of a console unit, a dock, and two Joy-Con controllers. Although it is a hybrid console, Nintendo classifies it as "a home console that you can take with you on the go".
They're always cut out of the same template like some sort of conveyor belt of mediocrity. But she has nipple direction like Steve Buscemi has 20/80 vision & Im here for the explanation. Somebody ping Bill Nye, I wish to ejaculate scientifically.
23 years of positive thinking and rectal (in)tolerance have manifested themselves in a mint condition 2024 episode of live webcam failures, goofs and all around chucklefuck situations that probably didn't transpire as originally expected...
A stark contrast between this and your everyday HOA Karen. This one actually finishes you off after flappin her gums in your backyard for 27 uninvited minutes.
Yeah I know she's not in a PF location during this video, but one would have to assume this kind of behavior would get you a coast-to-coast ban. They seem to have a very high intolerance for sexual behavior and lifting weights above 50lbs.
uhh I don't know what the fuck is going on in that last clip, but it seems like a reasonable solution for men that willingly choose the all beer and cabbage diet. And that special group of people that treat galaxy gas like a major food group.
If this is peak modern day problem solving, I'm just a tad bit concerned about the future. As well as the atrocious deflation of value from corporate dollar menus.
Non-existent respect for other's property, and enough PSI to degrease the engine of a Toyota Corolla. Normally a combination worthy of being proud of, now actually looks pretty fuckin abhorrent in retrospect. Hit the showers immediately.
If it weighs less than a garbage bag full of water damaged Saved By The Bell VHS tapes and has less depth than a zoomer with a pocket full of unused V-Bux cards, it's gotta be Molly Little. She may actually be on to something here. #imlying
It's almost like they're trying to bring back the golden days of Bang Bus back to the masses. But it's not quite there yet. Advice? Less classes at the Hulk Hogan school of acting. More diverse locations. Like a glory hole, or Dollar Tree perhaps.
As fate would have it; You can't enjoy every hole with the help of pharmaceuticals and Captain Morgan. It's like the Internet is here to teach us something every day.
That's assuming he coughed up the pesos to commission this couch surfer for 37 minutes. Most of the time these non-herpes having types don't tend to give up the goods for small talk and a Netflix movie. Trust me, I've been to south Florida.
This is [allicatcollared] and her hobbies include: Philosophical debates on racial inequities, [posting on reddit] and cosplaying as a northern Indiana shish kabob.
Of all the ways to absolutely starch what's left of your testosterone; faceless drive-by sloshing and penetration by complete randoms was not the mix I had on my bingo card. But it's almost 2025, so I probably should have. obv my fault.
Sure, u can be some cookie cutter piss sickening wannabe & slingshot ur tickle stick into ur significant other at a reasonable speed. Or even, into the neighbor's litter box perhaps. But only real men would dare to take the road less traveled.
If your the kind of man that can enjoy white girls giving back to a marginalized community, then this is the video for you. Don't give a fuck about philanthropy? Then perhaps [another video showcasing women's talent] suits you better.
The aroma of Tangerine White Claw permeates the dorm room air, as Becky Sloppapuss explores her sexuality while being spectated by a room full of people that know the McDonald's dollar menu by heart. ♫ OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE ♫
