I'm all for community building, but maybe this whole "bring your wife to work day" thing needs to be restructured. At least mandate a flea bath, cause... fuck.
Time to meet your new idol. She's probably activated more STDs than a Sudanese prostitute, yet somehow still manages to be the most popular girl at the function.
Desperate for attention and not afraid of having their pork chop piss flaps online forever. If these aren't the quintessential for the independent woman of 2024, I don't know what is. Now save up those OnlyFans subs and overnight the Valtrex.
She seems nice. The type that'd cook you artisanal beefaroni on your 1st date, or volunteer a BJ when ur TikTok gets 0 likes. I want that. I rly do. But... not like this.
Don't let the half-assed attempt at blurring out Jackin' Jerry's face fool you; This is real. Such as illustrated by our power couple having more will to finish the story than Cody Rhodes. note: English translation possibly completed by David Lynch.
At this point, trailer park sex tapes really deserves their own sub-genre. Decades of inbreeding and limiting toothbrush ownership to 1 per household has carved itself into a niche that I can only describe as inflation-friendly Walmart porn.
Cute face. Nice body. It's the Harry and the Henderson's pit job where u lose me and/or my boner. To each their own, but I personally prefer my sexual fantasies to have as little to do with Discovery Channel's: Man vs. Tribe as possible.
ah, the old "nudist woman gives me her pussy on a public beach!" trick. A classic move, but one that needs more practice if it's going to give Limpin Larry enough motivation to erect the other half of his penis for her. #cialis bud. Look into it.
Don't let the plot line fool you. This goofball's bloodline persona is about as real as KFC's employee hand-washing policy. Such as illustrated after her 'brothers' attempt at fucking the hippie out of her. Possibly produced by the Coen family.
Nope. Not even giving the participation trophy to the self-sustaining personal human centipede butthole hydration conveyor belt device being demonstrated at the 2:30 mark. It may have made the cut for this compilation... but at what cost?
What do we have here? Legit swing orgy content with real rookies? Gotta say I'm kinda shocked. Both at it's authenticity and knowing the flowbee is alive and well.
Stewart's contribution to black history month takes an immediate nose dive when he realizes not all fetishes are built the same, and going into this battle unarmed wasn't exactly the hypebeast move he originally thought it was haha. [source]
Short of being a petri dish for Moderna, idk what this behavior is good for. Never having the face-to-face embarrassment of power washing your partner? Caution to those considering signing up; Not all special teams plays are built the same.
That's definitely the couple from [CAMTASTROPHES 11] Funnily enough you can hear her babble on about protesting facial injustices at the 3:52 mark, and in this vid we can see why. Cletus' family farm clearly specializes in growing asparagus.
Downside to living with a depraved girl from Frogballs Arkansas? Every time you get half a hard-on, it's time to perform. But the produce is usually fresh so... win.
Honestly, I first thought the dude on set was Vitaly and we were finally about to get his moment of redemption. That was immediately followed by severe disappointment by the lack of Hagrid being tagged in for the crusty walrus.
Apartment looks to be about 250 sqft. In New York City that's probably gonna run you $4,000 a month without utilities. The aggression is honestly understandable.
I was once told Romanian girls that don't scam you are about as authentic Twitch.com's policy to keep exposed buttholes off their website. But Michael Mouse stands by "Sometimes all you need is a little bit of magic to believe".
Took a minute to realize what the fuck was going on with surfer bro's left leg. The full black garter belt ink job is a bold move, and one that clearly paid off cus he's wreckin 4.5 inches of her guts & ur not. Neapolitan ice cream lookin ass tan lmao
This was definitely created before the boom of lobotomized TikTok actors made Steven Segal look like an Oscar contender. Respect for being visionaries I guess?
