I'll leave you with some wisdom my acquaintance at Taco Bell bestowed upon me: Never underestimate a woman's will to feed. She might have the phenotype of a Midwest soccer mom... but when the adrenaline hits, watch the fuck out.
18-years-old and barely know what a clitoris is. But in this world, all that matters is the size of your churro... and proportionately speaking, dude got a THICC one. Emphasis on proportions. Looks like a banana glued to a mother fuckin toothpick.
Only one thing compliments the smooth stylings of a committed relationship; And that's getting more bang for your buck. As long as your GF's bestie circle does not go beyond the Walmart parking lot, ya dun gonna have good times.
This trend makes you wonder wtf zoomers are being conditioned to beat off to. Careful - One ghost nut to this kind of shit, and you'll be wondering why file names like "lotr_gollum_anal_jamboree.mp4" are on your desktop in a few years.
It's kinda refreshing to see that tourism is still booming for our brothers below the equator. Now let's go ahead and get these gentleman under contract for the next Ghostbusters reboot. I'm seeing at least 103 inches of Oscar winners here.
Self-proclaimed "flat chested stripper" loses total control of herself somewhere between the 47th and 90th uppercut to her cervix. Obviously this is an attempt to break into acting. @midol we may have just stumbled upon your new poster girl.
Kinda off-topic; but whenever this girl pretends she's "getting caught" (every 13 seconds), her face instantly scrunches up and transforms into Michael Cera. Proof @ the 2:59 mark. Direct all body fluids accordingly. p.s. nice mother fucking tits.
Linking to the entire "tiktoknsfw" section . If any of these cringe machines think their performances are anything but an advertising vehicle for an OnlyFans account, I'd push to start DNA testing the parents. Lot of crossed genetics here.
Those are some really nice tits. So nice, you'd almost forget the double layer of huggies you'll have to rip through in order to access the clitoris. #HARDPASS
Guaranteed to confirm every snowbunny story you ever heard. Don't be fooled by the aroma of pumpkin spice, these blanco ninas are certified horse cock herders.
If anything at all, you should stick around for that second-to-last clip. I don't know who, what, where, when or why - but I'll say this: There is NO un-fuckin seeing it.
Seems these low-grade porn LARPers have acquired some certification from the Macho Man Randy Savage School of Acting? Back in my day this jobber would have laid down for the 3 count without a gimmick, and she would have liked it.
He's got a 6.5 inch ham hammer and she has the reactions of Betty White after spending an afternoon at the gynecologist. Some people out there might say this got cut off before the best part. I say mom did all of us a mother fucking favor.
Infuckingcredible. I'd double-fist the Saag Paneer from her overpopulated shithole just to get within reach of those calcium-loaded funbaggers. [Twitter] And her [Instagram] where she labels herself as "Gaming Video Creator" lmao
Nipples like Steve Buscemi, fasion by Malboro and feet that can only be kept warm by Shaq's foot locker. idk about you but I already nutted 8 seconds ago.
Consider this my open letter to Lilly Ford: I will donate the entire $12.35 I made trying to trade a Krypto Kitty that had down syndrome to a local soup kitchen in exchange for one night of your time and the power tool of your choosing. Call me.
"She used to advertise her services as "An Experience with Dani Daniels". After you made a deposit of $500 she would deem whether or not you are worth a "date" with her. If she liked you -- you were then required to pay a further $2000"
mackzjones: also known as the almost illegal 18-year-old answer to the TikTok/Porn crossover hybrid problem. Sadly, if this THOT juggernaut used any more filters on her selfies she'd be collecting royalties as an NPC in Cyberpunk.
Good luck catching a glimpse of Tier-A knockers like this around the corner from your favorite Pizza Hut express. I think it might be time for me to dust off the old passport and start getting that cultural diversity CNN keeps screeching about.
Nearly 5" of solid mass split between 2 of Walmarts finest. If this don't encourage you to get your genitals blood tested on a semi-annual basis, I don't know wtf will.
