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  • CLASSIC: DO NOT WANT!

    Newbie tries to escape the wrath of an erect black man by slowly inching away... but the beast refuses to relent. A suicide dive is her only salvation.

    Date: 03/02/18 Views: 209,491 Category: Bloopers

  • New Year, Old Me

    5 pour souls that will never experience the sweet kiss of a double Baconator ever again. If you're the type of guy that can appreciate karma , this is the link for you. More of a humanitarian? Don't worry, I gotchu covered too.

    Date: 03/01/18 Views: 228,031 Category: Fail

  • Your New Hero

    So, what's the explanation this time? Normally guys that look like the result of crossbreeding the cast of Napoleon Dynamite with a cantaloupe are incapable of securing cooter of this quality. I'm open to suggestions. [more]

    Date: 02/27/18 Views: 332,876 Category: Webcams

  • Thanks Dad!

    2lbs of Hamburger Helper and marginal Call of Duty skills? Maybe finding out your GF gave papi chulo teh SUCC really is the best thing in this video.

    Date: 02/25/18 Views: 228,635 Category: Assholes

  • The Enforcer

    wait for it...

    Date: 02/24/18 Views: 187,344 Category: Fights

  • Escort Can't Handle it!

    Not since paying backpage.com's finest in pennies have you seen a sexual arrangement become such a challenge. A hooker with a 'no tits no blowjob' policy? Congratulations on being more useless than a chocolate teapot.

    Date: 02/22/18 Views: 277,185 Category: Hookers

  • IT'S A TRAP!

    Don't let the cute face & lack of Valtrex in this video fool you: Even the hot ones make mistakes in the eternal quest for 11 seconds of Instagram fame.

    Date: 02/20/18 Views: 277,147 Category: Derp

  • Mileage Not Guaranteed

    I've seen this configuration before: Cute Whole Foods cashier above the waist, John Deer lawn aerator below it. I'd contact my local feminist chapter for false advertising, but I've already filled my tube sock & it's time for bed.

    Date: 02/17/18 Views: 327,615 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Would YOU pay for this?

    Fart assaults, bitch slappings, clit sniping - I thought I've seen it all when it comes to Internet prostitution. And once again, I was dead fucking wrong.

    Date: 02/15/18 Views: 200,917 Category: Webcams

  • Unique Technique

    A coworker at Little Caesars once told me she used the side of a Redbull can to pleasure herself. She said the feeling of her deep-dish pizza bowl being grinded made her cum instantaneously. Is that what's going on here?

    Date: 02/13/18 Views: 242,490 Category: Hot

  • Stranger Grabbed by the Pussy

    Not since the days of blindly acquiring porn ala 5600 baud Limewire have I come across a female with such seminal fortitude. She's got standards brah. Know who doesn't have standards? THIS WIND TUNNEL. #sendhelp

    Date: 02/12/18 Views: 259,434 Category: Slutty

  • HAHA: Creampie DENIED

    Are you seeing that body language? I know that body language. Roughly translated it means: if you pull out again, I'll park my Kia Soul in your asshole next time you fall asleep. Go ahead, ask me. Ask me how I know.

    Date: 02/11/18 Views: 275,230 Category: Bitches

  • You'll Question Reality

    derp

    Date: 02/10/18 Views: 468,978 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Bad Way to Spend $200 in Thailand

    Not since walking into a waffle house at 2 AM have I seen such disrespect for the lower half of a brown female. And just like the riot that ended that night, he has no intent of letting $39 worth of plastic surgery go to waste.

    Date: 02/09/18 Views: 294,484 Category: Asians

  • Masturbating Behind Mom Part 2

    Self-proclaimed Fap Ninja adds another accolade to her resume, in the form of Nicholas Cage's School of Acting graduate. An unfortunately accurate title you'll agree with when you question your purpose in life around 18:00.

    Date: 02/03/18 Views: 185,918 Category: Parents

  • Practice ≠ Perfect

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 02/02/18 Views: 230,851 Category: Derp

  • The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    Nothing spells T-R-U-L-U-V like 12 ounces of dollar-store beer missing it's target. Don't know bout you, but my Valentine's day just got booked solid.

    Date: 02/01/18 Views: 241,496 Category: Derp

  • Repair Man Has No Idea

    Degenerate hoebag works feverishly to get sexually assaulted by a guy with more V's in his name than a Russian dictionary... and doesn't come close to succeeding. Enjoy your 0-star YELP review Victor Vahdeem Vyachvyeslahv!

    Date: 01/28/18 Views: 278,409 Category: Slutty

  • Teen Mom Gives Zero Fucks

    More HERE

    Date: 01/27/18 Views: 268,434 Category: Public

  • Safe word? What safe word?

    Can't imagine how many E.R. vists had to be falsified before she found the sweet spot. I respect the exploration, but the only road this fetish ultimately leads to is Dennis Rodman and strategically placed cream cheese.

    Date: 01/24/18 Views: 400,765 Category: Teen (18+)

  • 8-Inch Surprise

    Becky shats herself upon realizing her next FB Live appearance won't be a pretty one. I haven't seen such an intense look of confusion and despair since that time I got caught beta testing display toilets at Home Depot.

    Date: 01/20/18 Views: 291,244 Category: Fappers

  • Paralyzed by His Erection

    HIM: Dressed like a level 65 COD Lieutenant
    HER: Dressed like Corey Feldman during an audition
    Some love stories just aren't written with happy endings.

    Date: 01/19/18 Views: 255,044 Category: Slutty

  • Anal is NOT an Option

    A hygiene level commonly found in an Arby's handicap toilet has applied itself to this girl's rectal passage. Not shocking... but Clorox may have found it's new spokeswoman. Another desperate cry for anal bleaching HERE

    Date: 01/12/18 Views: 295,933 Category: WAT

  • 1ST DILDO = MIND BLOWN

    Step 1: Relaunch expertvillage.com
    Step 2: Make this the only video on the site
    Step 3: Profit

    Date: 01/09/18 Views: 305,385 Category: LMAO

  • How many students did she fuck?

    Take notes ladies. If your class isn't flocking to extra credit assignments like political correctness to H&M, then you're doing it wrong. Honor rollers, detention scholars - nobody is safe from the charm of this dump truck.

    Date: 01/07/18 Views: 317,944 Category: Teachers

  • It DOES exist!

    Don't let the above-average penis size and battle-tested anus fool you: Encyclopedia Britannica lied. The human female can squirt via buttsex.

    Date: 01/04/18 Views: 305,179 Category: Anal

  • The Result of 1,328 Anal Partners

    Be in awe of blowholes that have more gape in them than the San Andreas Fault. Will these knuckle ovens make it to age 30 without diapers? Depends.

    Date: 12/26/17 Views: 285,491 Category: Fisting

  • 5 Acts of Public Indecency

    girl #4 tho

    Date: 12/24/17 Views: 377,163 Category: Voyeur

  • Ultra Rare Ass

    Charli Maverick. aka a rookie with the kind of booty-o's you'd crawl through broken glass to be farted on by. She shot like 10 scenes, than hauled that mountain of ass right back to the trailer park she crawled out of. #missyou

    Date: 12/13/17 Views: 240,426 Category: Impressive

  • 50 Times? IN A ROW?

    Josefina cut corners trying to emulate her hero. Turns out the $25 special at an Islamic plastic surgeon isn't the high ticket item originally thought. Now she's gotta live the rest of her life looking like Tim Burton's asshole LOL

    Date: 12/12/17 Views: 160,412 Category: Picture